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The Undertale Fandom 

The undertale fandom has two sides. It is either the worst fandom on earth or filled with some of the most talented people out there.
The bad side enjoys shipping children with skeleton monsters, shipping long dead children with that skeleton monster's brother even though they have never met and creating AUs for the sole purpose of s*xualising the characters, including the children
The good side has some really good animators, cosplayers and artists. People on this side of the fandom like talking about undertale and playing the game, and are also usually embarrassed and disgusted by the shipping side of the fandom. This side can include theorists who talk about who gaster is, sans's backstory and the True Lab among other things.
Person A: I love undertale
Person B: you're in the undertale fandom? thats kinda gross, man. sans is an adult and frisk is a child who has killed him, his friends and his family in previous timelines
Person A: Ew no i hate those fucking shippers bro
The Undertale Fandom by c0nVinceD August 24, 2022

The ultimate chief we know

Basically when you know someone who's a baller, a bad bitch, an up and comer but THEN they also...have friends so it's not the ultimate chief you know, it's the ultimate chief we know. You're lucky to have ultimate chiefs in your life but even luckier that they have more than one friend
Bartholomew: Hey have you heard of this guy, he's an ultimate chief

You: You mean Sid?
Bartholomew: ...
Bartholomew: wait so you also know him?
You: yeah of course I do
Bartholomew: damn guess he's the ultimate chief we know
You: it does take away from his appeal :/

Pet The Unicorn 

Another way of saying your masterbating (Jacking off)
I'm gonna "pet the unicorn" before i go to jessica's house.

dylan the uke god 

the greatest musician of all time. Wielding his trusty $20 ukulele, he skillfully performs advanced pieces of music. His signature screams and edgy lyrics appeal to people of all ages
did you hear dylan the uke god's new album on soundcloud?

man i just busted a nut to dylan the uke god's music
dylan the uke god by eeesquidward January 3, 2018

Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS) 

The following is a fan based parody (plus over 9,000 times better than the manga and both Anime series). Support the official release OR DIE YOU CRAZY PROTESTANT BASTARD!
God, please NO! I watched the entire Hellsing the Ultimate Abridged (TFS) series over 9,000 times and now my brain has rotted AND I HAVE CANCEEEER! 😭😭😭🧛🏻 ♀️💔Oh loveely loliwolly wwhyyyyy! Why can't it have just been true!! Why did you have to turn out to be a dude!

Supreme Tyrant of the Universe 

someone who conquers the world and shows no mercy or sympathy
The Supreme Tyrant of the Universe would blow up the world the second that he believed his life was in danger.

Struck blind in the ugly tree forest

A person struck blind in the ugly tree forest is many times more ugly than a person hit with the ugly stick. As the blind person wanders around in the ugly tree forest bumping into ugly trees, they become uglier and uglier.
Your date might have been ugly, but mine was struck blind in the ugly tree forest.