The fine art of two gentlemen penetrating one lucky lady's ears (picture: antlers). While simutaneously ejaculating, they punch her in the jaw as she emits a moose call.
by delton1010 October 6, 2010
Get the The Moose Jawmug. A drinking game. Those who are initiated into the bull moose club have to only drink with their left hands. If you are caught with a drink in your right hand, and someone who is also initiated into the bull moose club yells "BULL MOOSE" you are required to down the rest of your beverage.
To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."
To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."
Two guys are at a kegger. Both have been in the bull moose club for years. One of them forgets and holds his drink in his right hand. Other guy says "bull moose bitch!". "Fuck now i have to finish the rest of my beer." the other responds.
by B. Crouse August 15, 2006
Get the bull moosemug. Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.
by BearClaw91 August 12, 2009
Get the Moose Headmug. Canadian version of bed bugs.
Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.
Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.
by M_J_Forster March 25, 2007
Get the Bed moosemug. a floppy dick that kind of looks like an elephant seal's nose and a moose's face combined. This particularly happens when a guys dick gets rejected by a girls clunge.
by Elephant seal February 10, 2017
Get the seal moosemug. While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."
There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
by cheeks rodeo May 25, 2010
Get the golden moosemug. When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.
George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."
George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 October 22, 2008
Get the Trojan Moosemug.