Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.

by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018

making grandma

(verb) Masturbating.

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!

by Philonoesis July 31, 2023

Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth

"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"

by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021

Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.

"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"

by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022

Grandma-sized

the typical “plump” figure that many grandmas have.

mee-maw is SO grandma-sized

by fernandobear333 December 24, 2021

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.

Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something”
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”

by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022