The Dirty Mop

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

the dirty rumpelstiltkin

sex

coined by musician Jon Benign

Lets do, the dirty rumpelstiltkin

by Erika C. July 3, 2008

The Dirty Jello

When 2 girls and a guy start doing it, one of the girls gets a straw and starts sucking everyone with the straw (tits, pussy, balls, clit, etc.) and then when the guy cums in the girl the one with the straw sucks the jizz out of the girls twat.

derived from sucking Jello out of the cup
from a straw

Dude me and these two freaky gurls totally did "The Dirty Jello" last night.

by Brian Wert, JV, CW December 20, 2008

The Dirty Moose

The act of having sexual anal intercourse with a female doggystyle, then after giving a hidden friend in a closet a pre-determined signal , putting your hands up on your heads like moose antlers as he pops out and snaps a photo

Dude i totally gave that bitch The Dirty Moose and tom got it on film! Want to see the picture?

by Gujmach August 3, 2009

The Dirty Cigarette

So when a guy or girl, puts their lips on another persons asshole and as the person farts, they inhale and then breathe it out. Viola, The Dirty Cigarette

Oi, Bert just gave Ernie The Dirty Cigarette, How filth.

by Cigaretteo March 1, 2020

the dirty dragonball

you must first be in a gangbang with 8 dudes, 1 girl
one of the dudes must be a uniball ( has 1 ball)
7 dudes including the uniball all bang the chick, and cum into a turkey baster
then they all put there balls around her vag, looking like the 7 dragonballs
WHILE THERE BANGING THE GIRL
the remaining dude goes to shoppers and buys life brand (must be life brand) light blue food colouring
then
he comes back and drops some into the cum filled turkey baster

after they have the light blue cum, the remaining guy shoot sit into the womans vag in the middle of the balls saying" kamaamaha " like on dragonball Z

bro gave this chick the dirty dragonball with a few friends
totally awesome!

by yavonna tinkle January 15, 2008

The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009