Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

Hey what's up?
Nothing much?
SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.

Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!

by Neinman January 1, 2010

Winston Smith Syndrome

Referring to the character Winston Smith from 1984, Winston Smith Syndrome is when a guy viciously hates a girl because he wants to fuck her and she is unavailable or just doesn't like him. This is referring to the relationship between Winston and his love interest, Julia, at the beginning of 1984, in which Winston wants to murder Julia who he believes she is an ardent Junior Anti Sex League member.

Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?

by Female type person June 25, 2010

Dark Souls Syndrome

After hours of playing the masochistic gamer's favorite - Dark Souls, and ofcourse, dying and dying and dying and getting raped by that dragon on the bridge and dying and dying and dying and dying and dying...

Did I mention you die a lot in this game?

Anyway, after a while of playing Dark Souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had shitty statistics, you start to become REALLY rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.

Remember kids: Dark Souls is bad for your mental health.

Frank: Hey Joey, wanna go out for some pizz--

Joey: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS BOSS!?

Frank: Geez! calm down! I think you might be developing the Dark Souls Syndrome!

by Fruitfly September 13, 2012

Stockhomo Syndrome

The unconscious assimilation of camp mannerisms as a consequence of spending time with gay friends or engaging with gay culture.

"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."

"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."

by adysmallheath October 3, 2011

Ashy Nigga Syndrome

A very serious disease and incurable that Kim Namjoon of BTS has that causes him to look pale cuz we all know he's black :(

"Ay yo did you hear that Kim Namjoon has ANS?"
"What's ANS?"
"Ashy Nigga Syndrome."
"Damn. Sounds serious."

by LilCumStain666 April 21, 2019

navroop syndrome

When a male grows up in a largely female environment thus lacking normal male values. Such individuals will not know anything about sports and cars thus showing major dislike and not partake in them.

These individuals will particularly dislike sports such as Hockey, Football and MMA. They'll also have disliked the old WWF when growing up as well.

Favorite shows for these individuals include: Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and Grey's Anatomy.

1: So I tried watching the game last night with Satbir last night but he didn't care!
2: That's because he was brought up with the navroop syndrome
1: No wonder he doesn't get it

by Kharkoo April 12, 2011