swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz November 11, 2015

Swiss double cheeseburger

When 2 white people fuck with 2 black people in between them, leaving a big swiss surprise in the middle.

We had a foursome last night and had a Swiss double cheeseburger, if you know what i mean.

by NoobutMax March 15, 2023

Swiss Armed Forces

Name given to an institution which sits around and does nothing.

'Ha! The police are a real Swiss Armed Forces when it comes to rounding up criminals!'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF March 11, 2018

Dimensional swiss cheese

a cheese out of this world

John: 'tell me something I don't know' Gilburt: 'dimensional swiss cheese'

by The poggin owl January 30, 2022

Swiss Spank Account

A folder or place on your computer where one would store pictures used for the sole purpose of spanking it to.

I got some nude pics from this chick I was skyping, so I immediately deposited them into my Swiss Spank Account.

by Flint Flossy June 11, 2013

Swiss army knife

An item which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

What you will need to build a PC is a desk or any other anti-static working surface, an anti-static bracelet, and a Swiss army knife which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

by Rip Van Winkle 1899 February 17, 2021

swiss swamp sock

A Swiss Swamp Sock is when you jizz in someone's shoes and then they put their foot in and their sock gets soggy. Could be used for a revenge or just a practical joke.

"The bitch dumped me so i gave her the good old Swiss swamp sock."

by JITE MUFFIN February 25, 2010