swiss night crawler

Shoving both hands into ones anus to last longer in the sack. One hand works but two hands adds at least 15 extra minutes

Did you hear Jim lasted for an hour last night?
Yeah! He must've tried the Swiss night crawler

by Cooter Scuz January 15, 2016

Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020

Swiss Spank Account

A folder or place on your computer where one would store pictures used for the sole purpose of spanking it to.

I got some nude pics from this chick I was skyping, so I immediately deposited them into my Swiss Spank Account.

by Flint Flossy June 10, 2013

Swiss army knife

An item which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

What you will need to build a PC is a desk or any other anti-static working surface, an anti-static bracelet, and a Swiss army knife which hopefully has a Phillips head screwdriver in it.

by Rip Van Winkle 1899 February 17, 2021

Swiss army foot

Reason for name given to Swiss feets. To have tools for toe nails, and sand paper heels.

Swiss feets has that Swiss army foot

by One Mean Man December 28, 2019

Swiss double cheeseburger

When 2 white people fuck with 2 black people in between them, leaving a big swiss surprise in the middle.

We had a foursome last night and had a Swiss double cheeseburger, if you know what i mean.

by NoobutMax March 14, 2023

Swiss Armed Forces

Name given to an institution which sits around and does nothing.

'Ha! The police are a real Swiss Armed Forces when it comes to rounding up criminals!'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018