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Sweaty Betty:

A Fat Girl or Woman. Like you know to do it with her you'd have to role her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Sweaty Betty
She is one Sweaty Betty. I would date her if she was not such a Sweaty Betty:
by B_Rad_N_Green November 5, 2007
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Sweaty Peacock Syndrome

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."

Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
by Humpedpenguinz September 22, 2011
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Sweaty Warl

A sock that has been filled with vaseline, masturbated & ejaculated in, then carefully placed back in ones sock drawer.
I took one of my bros socks, filled it with vaseline, jacked off in it, and put it back in his drawer...then the sucker put it on!
by crazy focher July 30, 2004
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sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.
*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."
by buist2 October 17, 2008
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Sweaty Yams

small shrunken, wrinkly old lady breasts. usually that have been tanned out from letting them free to the sun.
OMG! that lady has some nasty sweaty yams.
by punktilend June 8, 2009
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Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.
Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins
by Laaadt November 14, 2010
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Sweaty Lava

When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.
I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.
by KMAC1219 May 30, 2016
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