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pity pick

The result of professional sports leagues maintaining that at least one player from each of that league's teams should be represented at an All-Star Game, even if no one on the team is particularly noteworthy, or worthy of being named an "All-Star."
"That guy's team is in last place and hasn't won a game in two months. What a pity pick."
by folksinger87 April 21, 2016
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Pity Crush

When someone is revealed to have a crush on another, in which the other pretends to have a crush to pity them.
Man 1: Did you hear that Meghan has a crush on Chad?
Man 2: No, it's just a pity crush
by Vacatsi July 5, 2021
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Million Pity

Code term used by internet zoosadists to view animal abuse content on YouTube, typically of baby monkeys.
"Heard of monkeygate?"

"Yeah. You can use the term million pity to see all kinds of fucked up videos."

"I'm concerned about how you know that."
by caseyvet December 14, 2023
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Piti

A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful
Piti is meeting up with the v.c.p
by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021
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pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.
I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.
by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014
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Pity Party (the trio)

Pity Party releases their debut album “the after party” on nov 1st. they are also releasing lots of singles hear and there. the members are izzy, alexa, and joe.
did you hear Pity Party (the trio) ‘s

new album?
by crunch_ihateracheal123 October 3, 2023
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Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)
Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."
by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007
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