A very skinny man who loves to eat but never gains weight?he is the sibling of quitos and is very powerful
by The chemestar secretary July 14, 2021
Get the Piti mug.A plate of food (usually wrapped in aluminum foil) you bring home to gramma or granpa from a family function or celebration they were too old to attend. Usually, the intended recipient really hates this and only accepts it with a grimace and mumbled words.
Ah poor gramma and pop-pop they couldn't come to Thanksgiving dinner because they were too old to leave the house. Let's bring them a 'pity plate' home to them.
by nottachooch November 23, 2017
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Get the Lip pity qwertfgh f d mug.When you fuck a person out of pity. for example you know that Angela cant get laid, so you fuck her out of pity, so she feels better, even though, she will never pull a guy
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Get the piti mug.The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
by squat2shit October 28, 2011
Get the Shit Pity mug.Hym "I was a little disappointed when you said disgust. No. It's pity. Second try is the charm I guess. You clearly need to be saved from your reality monster so... I'm this now. Nice job though. I knew you'd figure it out."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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