striking oil

when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.

"he went in so deep he struck oil"

"its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight"

by savagebjs April 26, 2009

stroking the gerbil

A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.

Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.

'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.

by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009

Scranking

Scranking is wanking and screaming at the same time.

His right arm is totally ripped from scranking

by octosloth July 13, 2010

striking cobra

The end of the tail of the turd which sticks up above the waterline of the toilet and rests upon the 'links' or 'rings' of the 'coiled' turd and curls over, resembling the animal for which it is named.

Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!!!!!!!!

by heidi anne April 25, 2006

trunking

abducted, cuffed, then thrown in the back of one's own vehicle

Police theorized that Smith had been the target of a drug underworld abduction - what is known on the streets as a "trunking."

by saletax December 11, 2007

stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.

—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019

Cyber Streaking

posting photos of partially (ie. underwear, swimwear) or fully naked person(s) online (via any social network) for a short period of time just to get a reaction from people.

Joe was cyber streaking yesterday on facebook! He posted a photo on facebook of himself in a library in a speedo. got 50 comments from his friends and so he took it off facebook after 20 minutes!

by chushine boi July 19, 2011