uses a straw

Sucks!

Stephen Colbert Uses A Straw!

by The Ink Man May 13, 2017

Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?

Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

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by DarkDragonLordOfDestruction September 14, 2020

Simpson Sausage Straw

Using a sausage with a hole carved through lengthways as a straw for a drink

Look at that guy using a Simpson Sausage Straw

by solarB August 23, 2022

Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.

HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!

by Tdent465 November 24, 2022

Flipping the Straw

Performing oral sex followed by anal, as well as vice versa.

"That girl has crazy head game, imma be flipping the straw on her when we done"

by Anroo Palker January 28, 2023

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023