The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
by Hard R 66198 February 13, 2024
by Sensible Portions June 03, 2023
Someone who comes from the west country, speaks like a pirate, drinks cider all day and chews straw in the farm fields.
by TyroneJenk July 20, 2024
It's when you put one straw's tip inside another straw's tip and try to spit alcohol (or whatever else) back and forth to blow it into the other person's mouth.
Person 1: Hey give me your face. Let's put our straws together. Because this is so fun and cute.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
Person 2: Uh.. what? uh.. okay?
Person 3: Are you guys....really... straw-fucking? BYE.
by fuckyourfacetrickbitch September 24, 2018
It is like home. Like a fresh breath of air. Like reuniting with an old friend. But its nothing like the scent of rain. It is straw girl summer. Not hot girl summer, straw girl summer. Also, get your HPV shot. Love you.
Yo son, stop twiddlin your fiddle, its straw girl summer!
Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.
Martha! Do not eat the fire! You will ruin the vibes. Quit actin like its hot girl summer, its straw girl summer now.
by Straw Girl Summer July 07, 2020
A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person
I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.
by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023
by appleeeegirlll July 14, 2024