straw therapy

Suck it up

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy

by Fat kisser February 25, 2020

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Get the straw therapymug.

Straw

Any type of straw used as a sex amplifier; bendy, normal, or a customized one

Guy 1: Did she let you hit bro?
Guy 2: Oh yea bro she's freaky too, she let me use the straw!!!
Guy 1: Damn! Frfr?
Guy 2: Hell yea bro, let me suck her farts out her ass and all!

by IAmAnthonyA July 22, 2017

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Get the Strawmug.

When you're ready to leave a restaurant or bar, but you don't want to be wasteful and leave much of your frozen adult beverage in the glass, so you borrow two additional straws and down the remainder rapidly.

Rachel three straw drained her margarita so she could get home to watch the finale of her favorite show.

by HHM3 July 23, 2016

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Get the three straw drainmug.

Straw Dog

Straw Dogs were used in Ancient China for ceremonies and once said ceremonies ended, were thrown away after their purpose was fulfilled. So, a Straw Dog would be someone who only serves to be used and is then forgotten or discarded. Not to be confused with Straw Man

Person A: I am a terrible person
Person B: Wow! Can I help?
Person A: I really don't care.
(In this scenario, person B would be a straw dog as they are being used with complete disregard. They are a straw dog.)

by Fr*nce hater January 6, 2024

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