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Stiff

A girl who is good at playing running back in football because she stiff-arms people.
"Don't try to tackle her, shes a stiff."
by 'Tomer July 26, 2005
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stiff kitty

When the girl is bent over and you're doing her from behind, you pull out and quickly jam it in her butt. She goes still and howls like a cat who just has it's tail stepped on... A stiff kitty!
I gave her a stiff kitty last night
by DirtyToad May 26, 2018
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Stiff

A word created by zoldierkid That means cool or swag
zoldierkid is stiff
by a fan of zoldierkid July 24, 2021
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Stiffness scale

The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
The guy was drunk and measure a 1 on the stiffness scale
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
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Stiffe

Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*
by The bengt October 18, 2019
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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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stiff spoon

Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.
Me and my Princess shared a "Stiff Spoon" last night and we woke up stuck together.
by Just_Jake November 22, 2017
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