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Trumpical storm

A weather system, either a hurricane or tropical storm, which follows the path in the mind of the president at any given moment and is, as such, extremely unpredictable as to where it is going. This storm follows a path of destruction through areas of the president's brain which has been aggravated by questions which challenge his grasp on reality and his competence, and are therefore a direct offence to his sense of direction, and so of the hurricane's path.
She unleashed a Trumpical storm in her family when she went three days without sleep and Twittered herself into Making America Great Again by raining on a democratic parade.
by ForgetMeKnot! September 9, 2019
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storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.
Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.
by pellygirl October 29, 2012
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Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
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Electrical Storm

Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.
*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*
by rap music is shit April 28, 2020
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Snow Storming

When a white person acts irrational and illogical and shows their ignorance. Usually saying racist things and blaming their failures as a human being on everyone else but themselves.

Generally an emotional outburst, typically beginning with "I would like to speak to the manager"
White woman: "I would like to speak to the manager, I have never been treated so poorly in my life. I'm going to sue you and everyone here."

Black person 1 whispering to black person 2: "oh here we go, this bitch is about to start snow storming"
by mr. mike March 28, 2017
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storm chaser

A storm chaser is someone who drinks so much they throw up a storm, then chase it down with another drink right after.
"Hey, did you see Gavin at that party last night?"
"Yeah, he was a real storm chaser."
by rebeccababy March 24, 2020
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Turtle Storm

An annoying YouTube who has a squeaky voice
“Wow that’s persons such a turtle storm”

I know she’s so annoying
by Turtle Storm January 19, 2018
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