spare bulk products

The leftover bulk products your mom always has from Sam's Club. 40 rolls of toilet paper, 8 rolls of paper towels, 4 tubes of toothpaste, etc. Usually occupies a hall or bathroom closet.

"Oh we're out of toilet paper? Just check the spare bulk products closet in the bathroom."

by KDAVE. September 20, 2009

sparkenese

go get the gas and fill it up with car

SparkeneseAWESOME-SAUCETISH

by Lateshiaismetonite September 3, 2010

sparkes

The effect of skyperbating or skype piping too aggressively over your keyboard.

Last night's speed Skyping session was amazing, Sparkes were flying everywhere

by forwardsman October 21, 2010

Spase Chris

Caters endlessly to everyone in perpetual attempt to receive social approval while refusing deem showering as a viable option.

Make me some popcorn spase chris.

by MexiRyan22 February 21, 2011

spare lint

The act of a man releasing his masculine fluids inside a woman's belly button. While time passes the jyzz turns into a crust-like form. The woman then picks the jyzz out with her finger before sucking on it until she receives intense cotton mouth.

Suzie ate her spare lint while jerking off to the young man jonny.

by kamasutra's protégée August 22, 2011

spare-agate

Similar to a Surrogate, this is the female that was not intially good enough to have a mans child, but because she is so expendable, she is now used as a spare part to conceive a child.

The chick i wanted to be my baby mama aint havin it, some im bout to hit up Tonya, she gon be my spare-agate baby mama...

by TJ Goats December 27, 2011

Sparkellss

Much better version of Sparkles. Can be found usually on twitter and Twitch tv, sometimes found on instagram. Tends to be a pushover at points, very sarcastic and loud. Usually smart, but has blonde tendencies. Also very rare, only one is known to human kind.

loud crazy Sparkellss

by SteSpa August 26, 2013