Back Spackle

1. Semen on someone’s backside

2. When explosive diarrhea ricochets off the toilet bowl walls and back onto your ass.

Let me get a towel for that back spackle girl. My bad

Damn I need some baby wipes. That shit I just took back spackled all over my balls and ass

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

spickle-spackle

A spider in the game Minecraft

I got killed by a spickle-spackle

by United1991Heavy July 25, 2021

sacky hack

when a bunch of bitches kick a guys ballsack around.

Chris thought he was going to get laid, but those chicks just wanted to play sacky hack with his nutz

by Ninjalo January 23, 2004

shit spackel

when a person is taking a shit but then starts vomitting. thus requiring the person to turn around causing shit to be sprayed all over the walls.

That kid was so drunk he shit spackeled the entire bathroom.

by justin and ryan February 1, 2004

spackling

when you fart and poo comes out a bit only to be re-inserted by the sphincter

stop spackling rachael its really annoying

by JONO June 16, 2004

Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

Spacklock

The imaginary device a Spackman uses to devine time.

No real effort is ever made to ensure its accuracy, yet it's fabricated output is considered to be as reliable as actual Big Ben by the lesser spotted Spackman}

Similar to a Caribbean Clock.

Luke: Why has James gone home? It's five minutes to five!
Rupert: He's using his Spacklock again.

Luke: James, what time is it?
James: Morning.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009