Southern Abortion

When you fall down the stairs.

*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

by headshotcraft April 7, 2023

southern sloppytoppy

A particularly sloppy blowjob with Louisiana brand hot sauce smothered on the penis

Guy 1: “yo bro, last night Hayleigh went down and dirty and gave me some of that southern sloppytoppy”
Guy 2: “damm bro, that must have burnt like crazy”

by WaxLlama564 June 13, 2021

jay southern

the name given to people who have a giant peen

big dick jay southern will be here soon

by packman_ November 14, 2022

Southern Fulton

Southern Fulton is the place to find wanna be country girls, little boys who think their big shit, and rich people. All the boys are worried about their shitty trucks and the girls are worried about taking other girls’ mans. Come to southern fulton to live your worst, but rich, fake life.

heyo, come to Southern Fulton to help me fix my truck, again.

Omg this girl from sofo totally be home wrecking

by hit my nic December 8, 2021

Southern fuck

What northerners call southerners that don't want to work.

I'll work with yoose guys, unlike that southern fuck.

by Bigslongsurvivor March 24, 2022

Southern Traditional

The Southern Method of beating their wives when they don't do the dishes

A southern traditional is a sweet way for the household male to keep the house straight.

by edimop November 22, 2020

Southern Jackhammer

A sexual act where you pour 1 to 2 beers of budwizser in a girl's ass, then you fuck her in the ass doggie style till beer and shit starts flying out of her ass. Then follow with a southern dumptruck.

Man, my girl got so drunk last night, I gave her a southern jackhammer, then she gave me a southern dumptruck.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021