smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

by Austin P December 28, 2007

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.

Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...

by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010

why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.

Quit being such a smartalan!

by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010

Smared

A word to express a combination of being sad, mad, and scared.

My ex baby-daddy keeps trying to break into my house! I'm SMARED about it!

I don't speed while driving 'cause if I get pulled over I'd be smared!!

by LadyFromVegas April 30, 2011

sharted

fart plus shit equals shart.

if you still don't know what it means you're ratchet

farting/shitting at the same time. if this happens to you, you just sharted

by your.so.extra December 14, 2012

Smart Ass

Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

There are a lot of smart ass in this class

by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014