Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

Slurps

When a drink is at the bottom but there’s about a mouthful left

“Have you got a drink bud”
“ yeah here there’s only a bit left tho”
“A bit left? That’s slurps mate fuck off”

by Bartholemew66 August 23, 2020

The slave slurp

You go SLLLURRRRP to your girl and she’s automatically supposed to know you meant to clean the house

Hey baby I just want to SLLLLUIUUUUUUUURRRRRP you right now

Thank you simp slave ladies try The Slave Slurp for free

by RaccoonBoy March 12, 2020

Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.

Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.

by omiftw August 7, 2010

Slurping gimlet

That guy Phil is always slurping his girlfriends gimlet.

Hey babe, I remember when I was slurping gimlet on your friends couch.

by CharlesXavier November 13, 2021

Pussy slurp

A pussy slurp is a wetter version of a queef

Girl I don’t know what you trying to hide but that noise was a pussy slurp

by So Fonda Peters March 29, 2022

slurp fish

is blue

NAH, THATS A FLOPPER, SLURP FISH IS BLUE

by Monster Handler September 4, 2022