lebanese sledgehammer

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

tokyo sledgehammer

The process of doing a line of cocaine in each nostril simultaneously

Bro did you see Tyler? That was a crazy Tokyo sledgehammer!!!

by Zardog April 2, 2019

Slovakian Sledgehammer

When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.

Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.

Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!

I was in hospital

Oh no! What happened?

I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis

Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*

Oh really, you've tried it before?

No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

Sledgislation

legislation that is considered and passed without accurate representation or adequate consent of the governed.

Did you hear about that recent sledgislation requiring people (to do something they would never want to do)

by Vormand April 16, 2012

Sludgepuss

Sludgepuss (noun): a female with a less than reputable character that sleeps with any male that expresses a desire to fornicate with her and gets a foul odor in her vagina from the amount of semen she has not washed out of her causing a sludge-like consistency in her vaginal orfice.

Damn dude, I slept with Ashley last night but the smell of sludgepuss was so pungent I had to hold my nose.

by BerlinCrusher May 13, 2013

Sleegeez

An insult flexible in intensity determined by inflection of pronunciation and severity of expression. Can be used in almost every context and situation.

"Oh, my auntie is such a sleegeez, she butt dialed me again."

"This fucking sleegeez just stole my wallet!"

by MusicJunkieJules March 2, 2014