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Low IQ Situation 

A set of circumstances one finds himself in that are a direct result of complying with unreasonable demands, hasty decision making, or social pressure. The situation has no upside, and in fact, is a drain on time, creativity, and resources well after the situation has ended.

Fatigue caused by prolonged exposure to low IQ situations transforms unwilling participants into instigators.
He got himself in one too many Low IQ Situations with his ex-girlfriend that eventually he got addicted to drugs to cope and now he can’t even be in a social setting without embarrassing himself.
Low IQ Situation by saintsundere September 15, 2024
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emergency frog situation 

Something that was found on reddit and was ‘spammed all over twitter
That severe storm was an emergency frog situation!

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

An Akunjee of a situation 

To presume that you’ve indulged in negative behaviours without consequence because of your connections, only to be reprimanded for those exact behaviours by your friends and peers.
He found himself in an Akunjee of a situation when he ran for public office and instead was rebuked for his public conduct by those in public office

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 

shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation
Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*

JC Chasez Situation

When the label of a boyband/girlgroup sabotages the career of the most talented member in order to save the career of the industry-planted member. Related to Suzy situation but not same.
Example of JC Chasez situation:

*A member that sounds like a literal goat (the animal) voice but famous because of abusing his famous girlfriend*

JERK Records: "OMG a new superstar!"

*A member that is G O A T, has beautiful voice, can dance, handsome, charismatic, non-problematic, literally the one who carry the group"

JERK Records: "😴"

The second person got JC Chasez-ed.

Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone
After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!