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Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.
Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"
by sicko069 May 7, 2009
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Pancake Slapper

A Lesbian: a female who scissors with another female and enjoys it alot!
Hey cindy wana slap my pancake?
No I haven't been a Pancake Slapper since college.
by Trisha Takanawa slaps pancakes February 18, 2010
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Pickel Slapper

To first pour baby oil all over your fingers and then proceeding to slap the males junk with full force using both hands.
Ernest: I'll give you a nickelto give me a pickel slapper.
Candy: Okay, i'll go get the baby oil!
by Dr.boodygrabber69 August 9, 2010
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Gooch Slapper

1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
Jim: Hey Taylor, you'll never who I just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
Taylor: *gasp* Who?
Jim: Bob! I walked in to take a piss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
Taylor: Wow... I never would have seen Bob as a gooch slapper...
Jim: I'm not sure if he saw me. I hope he didn't, I don't want him slappin' on my gooch.
by AnusMeister May 13, 2013
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Concrete slappers

Yo you should get a new pair of concrete slappers, the ones you have on are pretty dusty
by Bartholomew 👽 November 24, 2021
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Slapper

Derived from the German word for slut; schlampe
That slapper is of questionable moral.
by deanovette March 4, 2010
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texas slapper

A sex move.
Often performed by rednecks, hicks, guests of The Jerry Springer Show and just plain white trash.
You start by rubbing bbq sauce on the womans vagine, then you sprinkle steack spices and other asorted spices, put a nice sized piece of cooked hamburger meat, then eat away while slapping her ass.
My dad gave my mom a texas slapper, three months later they got a devorce.

This morning i found leftovers in the fridge, they tasted like a texas slapper.
by Aelmeox August 15, 2006
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