shag the dog 

shag = screw aka screw your imaginary gf who is actually an anime character with big tiddies
so basically screw a dog
and say when ur bored or out of context
or maybe sarcasm

friend 1 = 'hey its time to wake up!'
me = 'no its time to shag the dog'

shag the dog by cupcacatoesbakaguo January 4, 2022

shag shake 

when you do a handshake with shagun

yo shagun, give me a shag shake

shag shake by hoya2060 February 25, 2022

Shag mullet 

1; A layered hairstyle

2; To have sexual intercourse with a mullet

1; Man, I really want a shag mullet

2; Man I really want to shag a mullet

Shag mullet by Scrumpledevious8 March 23, 2022

Shag Nasty 

A delinquent teenager that's always up to no good.

I hope Gary's child doesn't grow up to be a shag nasty.

Shag Nasty by Give me a high Fife September 6, 2022

Shag sheet

A pink sheet two attractive people take on a hike for the purpose of shagging in the wilderness.

Hey Ben, we’ve been hiking for five miles it time to take out the shag sheet and get busy!

Shag sheet by Trail head girl October 14, 2022

Shag and Bag 

Basically just sleeping with someone and then cutting them off romantically.

Be carefully because he might just shag and bag you

Shag and Bag by Rebecca Dent February 3, 2023

shag on a rock 

Feeling conspicuous because you are on your own.

I was like a shag on a rock last night at the pub when you didn’t turn up!

shag on a rock by Sharpken April 8, 2025