Koci Selamaj

The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.

Koci Selamaj is an absolute tool and I hope he rots away in hell like he deserves!!!

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022

Vladislav Sedláček

A Czech guy with a massive cock. Yes, that´s it.

Josh: Have you seen that guy´s cock?
Amy: I mean duh, he´s Vladislav Sedláček

by NotVladislavSedláček April 20, 2023

Cock Sealant

The stuff that comes out of your dick the first time you cum

Antn3e lathered up a piece of toast with his cock sealant and fed it to ryan.

by FTWW September 17, 2023

Abdulmelik Saylan

Literally the most handsome, gorgeous, smartest man on earth. He is so handsome and alluring and eye-catching, you'd want to crumble and become one with the floor when you see him.

Here comes Abdulmelik Saylan! I think I'm gonna pass out...

by slnuygn June 22, 2025