seadog

Typically a girl from Essex that has travelled on her Gap Year to Thailand and been "dogged" in the sea, hence the coined term SeaDog, Get your cunting dog in the sea and get her to show you her twat in the moon light

Seadog, sea doggin, doggy in the sea. dangerous unless done in a warm climate, for example this would not be great on Brighton Beach unless you had a screw loose!

by OxfordBoy May 4, 2006

skandom

a combination of sketchy and random

wow that dude in the corner watching me is skandom.

by whitney December 9, 2004

Dirty Shandon

A Dirty Shandon is a dude farts so hard while he is banging that a little runs out his ass. After he farts he takes the shit and smears it on the face of the other while making battle cries.

Dude! I pulled a Dirty Shandon last night! She looked like she was from Braveheart! But Brown lol

by MuchoMandingo December 17, 2019

sandos

put simply its head ... or oral sex for those of you who have to be technical

you know what , sandos

by landin February 1, 2003

Mexican Standoff

Two people are in space, trying to jerk off in a woman's mouth while there is a bear. and shit. the end.

"Do you remember the Mexican Standoff scene from Apollo 13?"
"Yeah dude that was fucking weird."

by Thumper Rodriguez's Evil Twin April 27, 2010

mexican standoff

1) A standoff. As used today "Mexican" is pointless & the phrase makes no sense. Do you ever wonder why it isn’t called a Canadian or Bulgarian standoff? Also note nearly all the other definitions in this lexicon that start with “Mexican” are unflattering to the culture.

2) Early to mid 20th century S Texas term for a rout. Colorful language used by the profoundly racist (white) Texans of that era. The joke being that in a fight, the Mexican always runs away and later explains that his lack of injury was because "We just stood & stared at each other for a while and then went home."

1)Too silly to use in a sentence.

2)In a scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," the killer rabbit quickly turns the skirmish into a Mexican standoff as the terrified knights obey King Arthur's order to "Run Awaaay!"

by Ramon Adams May 3, 2006

SANDOS

Students Against Narcotics and Destructive Oriented Situations

Last week I went to a SANDOS meeting.

by h4x0r January 23, 2003