Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.

Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.

by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017

Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.

I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)

by Mic meadows February 8, 2017

Seagull

where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest

jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot

by Tharmekul August 3, 2020

Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.

Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull

by Welshytom June 12, 2020

Flock of Seagulls

An idea that did not age well based on the strange 80's haircut.

My dad said that computers have come as far as they can possibly go back in 1972. What a flock of seagulls.

by Kahuna77 September 4, 2020

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

Seagulling

When someone hangs around someone that has drugs in hopes that they will either give them some or let down their guard for a second so they can swoop in and get them.

"Sometimes I hate going over there with dope. Her brother is seagulling and I can't get a minute alone with her."

by siddimus October 29, 2020