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shittingQ

while you are taking a dump, you play with your dick and twist it around to a form of a Q. takes a lot of energy and stamina, but when you do it, its totally worth the effort

...and then take a picture and put it on myspace
"dude, last night i did a shittingQ"
"wow, how long did it take?"
"about 40 minutes, that q is a tough letter"
"shit man, you got some skillz"
"yea i know, it already got 15 pic comments on myspace"
by she's a mitch August 28, 2008
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Skype shitting

Talking on Skype with someone while pooping
Mom: Who are you skyping with?
Girl: My boyfriend
Mom: Is he on the toilet?
Girl: It's called Skype shitting.
by IDon'tPickMyNose November 25, 2010
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Power Shitting

The act of getting pumped up, typically with music, while taking a heavy ass shit
Dude I had the greatest power shitting session this morning
by Therealestog February 4, 2015
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schnitting

archaeological term used to describe the art of removing dirt from a square hole with a square shovel. If schnitting is done correctly, a large amount of dirt can be removed from a location with unbelievable precision. The material or "schnitt" that is removed can then be sifted using a fine screen. This screen will remove the schnitt from the artifacts - which may include, pot sherds and even coprolite (petrified shit)
"Cooper is the shit at schnitting." or "Jesus Christ! Look at that pile of schnitt!"
by The Evil Troll August 20, 2009
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Shitting Silent

When taking a shit in a public restroom, your in a stall, letting loose. All of a sudden someone enters, and you do all your best to keep your shit sounds at a minimum. This also applies for first dates and family parties.
I had the runs and was taking a shit, when all of a sudden a bunch of guys walked into the bathroom. I spent the next 2 minutes shitting silent until they left.
by Qweezy December 14, 2009
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scotting

"Lets go count bricks or the wiring in windows."
-"Dude, stop scotting around"
by Dontron February 6, 2008
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Scotting

My soon to be ex-boyfriend was scotting while he was looking out the window at the neighbour sunbathing.
by Raymond King November 15, 2007
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