schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Schlong

A big ass juicy horse dong that’s unnecessary for any human being. Very unnaturally large. One could say it’s very slangin’

Nothing compares to my massive schlong

by ThatoneleprechaunGandalf October 14, 2020

schlong

another word for penis

"god thats a long schlong"

by rick.astley6969 November 19, 2022

schlong

dick

he has a massive schlong

by ehaidva May 01, 2023

Schlong

The act of hitting a golf ball particularly far and straight

I schlonged that ball down the fairway.

by Ragerz17 January 15, 2020

Schlong

Anything bigger than a schmiek.

Get that schlong outa here dawg.

by Eat my schmiek September 08, 2017

Schlong

1) Penis

2) Above average sized penis.

Guy: Damn girl you lookin fine why don’t you get down and suck this monster schlong!

Girl: Ok daddy

by probablynotalex? March 16, 2021