Bombastic Schlong

A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)

Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?

by DylDyl69 June 25, 2024

schlong

this word can be used to describe someone who wields the ultimate cock

you have a nice schlong

by landoj69 September 7, 2021

Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

Schlong

synonym for medium/average. Its a mix between short and long.Can mean both close and far.

Ugh the Cinestar is too schlong away.
I waited so schlong for this moment!
His cock was quite schlong !

by woodpequa666 February 7, 2018

Schlong licker

Shlong licker is someone or something that is on there knees or any other style sucking your dong or someones dong , most likely a mans .

JEROME : Yo steve how you have so much hoes being your schlong licker

Steve: Easy, just have money and a big dong

by Chinese goverment May 4, 2021

The schlong of destiny

The drunken schlong masters enormous schlong.

The schlong of destiny shall strike fear into the ovaries of our enemies

by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025

bing schlong

bing schlong: A combination of cold butterfly pea tea, tonic water, lime juice, vodka, and orange liquor (32oz)

Damn bro! I drank some bing schlong last night and I cant stop shitting now!

My stomach is hurting like crazy after that bing schlong the other day!

by hadleyyy March 12, 2022