Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
by the creeper July 30, 2020
Get the Hitchcock Scalemug. 
A scale for rating how crazy a person may be, this scale can be any increment or measurement, but the higher the KT score the more crazy a person could be.
"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."
by GingerBeardHuman April 11, 2022
Get the The KT Scalemug. john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
by kyranist July 19, 2011
Get the face scalemug. by Casimir` January 9, 2013
Get the Irrelevation Scalemug. JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
by Jayd3n. May 12, 2022
Get the JR's Scalemug. How do you rank on the Simp scale?
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
Get the Simp scalemug.