scarlet

brilliant beauty. ellegance.

He seems very Scarlet.
She wishes she was Scarlet.

by skizzy October 8, 2005

fish scale

The name is a reference to a highly potent form of cocaine named Peruvian Fishscale.

Wow son im straight buggin off this fish scale.

by Da Broxx Finest July 10, 2006

scalera

If you have this last name you are a beast athlete, good looking and get all of the hoes

Damn bro that guy is obviously a Scalera

by Scooter Schlemmy February 5, 2018

Scarlett

She is the best person u will ever meet she is beautiful and talented and extraordinary. She is someone u can tell everything to and that will always be there for you. She also has a dog with long nails and that can be grumpy. But u can’t describe Scarlett cause it would take u a whole life time. She is also gonna become one of the best actresses u have ever met.

Did u talk to Scarlett today she was so kind.

Did u see Scarlett in her new movie she was amazing she makes an amazing actress.

by Crystal💎 June 13, 2018

Scambles

Mix of scam and shambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles

by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022

millard scale

The amount beers it would take to have sex with the person you are rating.

This is the reversed scale of 1-10 when rating someone's attractiveness. While on the 1-10 scale, 10 would be good, 10 on the Millard Scale would be a terrible rating. It would mean 10 beers are required to get you to sleep with that person.

(1-10 is the generic rating system, but some people can handle more, which would make 10 NOT the worst nor maximum rating.)

guy 1: she's a ten
guy 2: on the millard scale?
guy 1: I meant the generic scale, on the millard scale, she's a 0.

by kingjeremy August 17, 2008

Ripster Scale

Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale

The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.

At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.

by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011