salsa sanchez

noun (feminine) --
1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";
2. menstrual blood mustache.

verb --

1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.
2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip

Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.
Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?
Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.

by chumknuckle May 20, 2009

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salsa rosada

When you ejaculate inside of a women that currently has her period, making a combination of semen and blood.

Or when you ejaculates in a woman’s tampon or pad, combining her blood and a man’s semen.

Cum on me so we can make some salsa rosada!

Yuck! I fucked Katiuska while she had her period, afterwards we made salsa rosada.

by tag0 February 17, 2019

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Sapsagostan

A fictional country somewhere in between Nepal and Shangri-La. Currently a semi-democratic state. Has had 67 presidents since the establishment of democracy in 1988. Also currently beset by militia groups in it's highly underdevelloped rural areas.

Capital city: Kaboom

Language: Sapsagostani

Currency: Kshatt

Geography: Mountains

Infrastructure: Limited

Sanitary Healthcare: Yes

Really?: No

Seacoast: No

Beachfront Properties: Oddly enough, yes

-Example 1)

Bob: I'm going to Sapsagostan on vacation!

Jack: Cool, can I have your stereo?

-Example 2)

Jenny: Can you believe this place! I can't stand it here!

Benny: Yeah, this place is a total Sapsagostan...

by Dmitri777 November 25, 2007

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Salsa bombing

Dancing Salsa in a night-club/bar for the purposes of being showy, introducing new people to the dance, or sometimes dancing Salsa where other locations are available.

Hey are we Salsa bombing (some local bar) tonight?

by bstpierre February 13, 2009

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sansa complex

A doltish airhead with an unhealthy obsession to be a bratty barbie with no higher purpose in life, and (usually) inundated with mental pictures of sitting still, looking pretty and ultimately getting married to a king.

Origin: Derived from a prominent character in Game of Thrones, Sansa Stark. The first daughter of Ned Stark. She was known for her obsession with being a pretty lady as opposed to her little sister, Arya Stark, who ultimately became the heroine of GoT.

Oh, Precious' is a severe case of the Sansa complex. She'll crash back to reality soon.

by aurelius_0xWar June 7, 2019

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