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saturday

a day in the week
"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"
by 2harts March 1, 2017
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Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
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Saturday

The day of the week where guys can be gay with their friends
Yo it’s Saturday get on the wall
by Yeetermcbeater March 1, 2023
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sexy female saturday

It can be used in a post “ sexy female Saturday “ or “sfs”
by Unknown person . June 28, 2019
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Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM

They're doing it. When are they doing it?
Hym "Saturday Night, September 7th 2025, between 2:00AM and 2:30PM. There it is. I'm not paying judges to tell me I don't get to sue for this."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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