Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.

“Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel”

by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026

Blow drying the satchel

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 5, 2017