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San Francisco Puppet Show

The act of putting one's arm up into the anus of a standing or sitting man, to at least the elbow, "working him like a puppet".
-Hey, did you go to the gay pride parade this weekend?
-Yeah! It was so swell, I even caught a glimpse of a San Francisco Puppet Show!
by Pringles-Pappy December 12, 2018
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San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)
"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"
by Vvespidae May 1, 2025
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San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.
Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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San Francisco Tetris

The San Francisco Tetris is the act of having as much guys as possible sitting on each other’s penises and trying to see how they can get before falling over
Me and the boys are gonna attempt the San Francisco Tetris this week
by Papa Jayjay May 20, 2021
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University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.
The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley
by OldSchoolFool February 24, 2025
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San Francisco standoff

Betty and Ann had a San Francisco Standoff and Betty still wiping off the winnings.
by Real neam May 6, 2025
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San Francisco wart

by Jennifurbuger June 21, 2022
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