vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it.
Ex.) To Samuel L. Fucking Jackson:
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
"What did you do last night?"
--"I Samuel L. Fucking Jacksoned someone for keying my car."
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He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
He's been known to use a device he constructed using mirrors and sticks to look up pipes and watch you while you take a shower.
Dude1: I looked down my drain in my bath tub and I saw a mirror with an eye staring at me... and then it was gone..
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
Dude2: wtf??
Dude3: lmao
Dude1: .... i'm being serious
Dude2: ???
Dude3: you think it was samuel?
Dude1: who the fuck is samuel?
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A person whos shy,funny,and smart.Samuels also loves video games,music and youtube.(WELL MY FRIEND SAMUEL)
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Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.
In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.
Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."
In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.
Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."
Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)
"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)
"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."
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