Samitard

a name use to describe an unusually retarded girl who has no life.

"why is she sitting in that corner all by herself?"
"oh, she's just a Samitard"

by chocolatejes February 5, 2010

Samirr

Samirr is a 2ft 1 midget rat with a ski slope nose.

Samirr you rat

by Cracker Cunt May 26, 2016

samiyah

samiyah is the type of bitch to crack off on your mom , talk to your boyfriend , dad , sister , and cousin . she’s very overprotective of her family . she does a lot of drugs and she is an emotional gangsta . samiyah is very hard but has a soft spot for drug dealers , trappers , and gang bangers .

Samiyah is crazy asf dawg .

by miyahmiyah123 November 21, 2021

Samaras

1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.

"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.

by Flourescent Tony November 8, 2009

Samir

A nigga who is trash at basketball

I was being like Samir yesterday

by Fck Sam May 22, 2020

samara

Once a sweet little girl with psychic powers beyond her control who never intended to hurt anyone, but her mistreatment at the hands of her parents, especially her father, led her to become an angry person over her life. Then she was shoved down the well, and tried desperately to escape. She never escaped and died. Naturally, she was enraged at her awful mistreatment, so she decided to lash out at everyone.

Samara created the curse video to make sure that she is heard by everybody. If they don't pass on her story, they die at the hands of a blind-with-rage Samara who scares them to death.

by Grimlord/Karl Ziktor September 1, 2006

samir patel

An indian halo god who gets poon out of the ying yang. Samir's golden tounge of fury is able to reject spicey chemicals and turn it into milky goodness.

Man you really Samir Patel'd Halo while eating a bowl of chilis and getting laid.

by Nathan Reich April 20, 2008