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Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.
Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger
by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009
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Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.
"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."
by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010
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Swamp yak

An unattractive female, who is unmotivated to better herself for the sake of her child let alone herself. Maintains a minimum wage job. Struggles to stay just above the poverty line.

Can be found wrangling fish and smells as such. Keeps a rotation of partners of a sexual nature.

Does not need a father, boyfriend or anyone else, but will accept a care taker.
Friend: Hey man what happened to you and your ex?

You: Oh man, that bitch was a swamp yak!

Friend: Shes a swamp what?

You: Yak, You know fat hairy stinky animal.

Friend: Oh ok.
by James, Rick James September 10, 2009
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swamp dweller

A random insult for one who is ugly and smells. Basically looks like they bathe in swamps.

One of many top insults used by local Wirral folk.

YKTH (You Know This Hovis)
by CJB - YKT December 6, 2013
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swamp ass soup

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.
Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.
by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013
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Swamp Master

The ogrelord of all swamps, swamp ass, and anything swampy.
"Is it true that Shrek is the swamp master?"
"It's been contested, and it's not ogre, til it's ogre."
by haroldwashismiddlename April 28, 2014
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Swamp cooter

by Hennyqueen December 18, 2016
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