stroke the toad

Man 1 - please, no!

Man 2 - stroke the toad bitch!
by Canned snail May 28, 2016
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getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
by Alderspsycho December 15, 2013
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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.
"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.
by Daneoid81 November 24, 2014
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Stroking the Fox

When you strike out with potential mates and the only way to feel happy that night is to go home and stroke the fox.
“How did Nate’s date go?”
Horrible he knew from the get go that tonight he was stroking the fox
by Hyperder June 05, 2018
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Constipation Stroke

When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.

Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
by Dick Onchin January 11, 2022
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Sydney Stroke

When receiving a rim job while standing, instead of the person giving a tradition reach around it is from down underneath.
i went out with my Mrs last night, we got drunk and she gave me a Sydney Stroke, best night ever.
by Yuddz January 30, 2023
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Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
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