by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009
Get the shit-shopping mug.(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.
Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.
Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.
by buddy lumpkins January 16, 2010
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noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
by LowTideLow September 15, 2012
Get the Alabama Shopping Cart mug.The precarious physiological phenomenon in which the impact of taking a step results in the simultaneous release of a small caliber fart that may have otherwise remained dormant.
George ate a breakfast burrito and decided to go for a jog prior to full digestion of his breakfast. He was fart stepping for eight consecutive paces resulting in major crop dusting and looks of disgust from everyone he passed on the busy sidewalk.
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Get the Chicken Stomping mug.(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.
by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020
Get the Barber Shopping mug.The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!
Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"
by mrfitz January 18, 2009
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