Stock Life

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

by 12345808 April 30, 2021

stock bro

The kinda frat boys that are exclusively business majors, and/or have a stock market obsession. Their favorite pastime is mansplaining stocks

Yo, hes just a stock bro

by Jaunpuckile May 16, 2022

Stock transfer

When one gay guy poops into another mans butt hole.

Rhys performed a stock transfer on his boyfriend last night.

by Really lad?! June 18, 2021

Stock Rock

A local nickname for Stock Island, Florida. The term has been used by locals for decades.

Cuzzy: Where you livin' now bubba?

Bubba: Stock Rock cuzzy. Never left!

by Conch Town May 22, 2020

mr stock

A man who is the recincarnation of God and who teaches cross countey

Christan: Let's go pray to God
Atheist: Don't you mean Mr Stock
Christan: Oh yeah duh
*Handshake*

by Lolxdfunnt October 24, 2019

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

stock cock

(N.) A penis that is used as b-roll footage during pornog movies, it may not be the actual actor's member but merely selected for its artistic appeal.

Ohh...no my face was never in the movie, I was cranking down in the corner and they just used me as a stock cock.

by Mailmancalves December 30, 2015