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Slipknot Sucks

A band full of snowballing LaBiB's that are too fucking egotistic to realize they're getting raped up the ass.
Slipknot is gay, sucks (balls Sacks), and like getting ass raped.
by M€XÍ©ÃÑ-®Ü§ May 2, 2005
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Slipknot Junkie

Refering to a slipknot fan or someone who loves slipknot.(lol me)
Me: "Dude, I'm such a Slipknot Junkie."
Friend:"Dude,So Am I."
by Living Dead Girl November 8, 2006
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slipknot season ticket holders

Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar
Slipknot season ticket holders like to go to gothic events
by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018
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Slipknot Fan

a slipknot fan is a fan of a famous and not mainstream nu metal band composed of nine (sic) mothafuckers from iowa, someone who has an impcible taste in music , a better human being then the last to people with definitions , someone who doesnt give a shit wat u think , also known as a maggot to explain that ill take a quote from slipknot-metal.com "Joey often uses the phrase 'maggot' to call his band mates. The word was then used by Slipknot's fans as a way of referring to each other. It basically means that the fans feed off their music". Its not a demeaning label like most people think it is.
EX:(if u r a slipknot fan u live by this)
"fuck it all,fuck this world
,fuck everything you stand for
,dont belong , dont exist, dont give a shit,
dont ever judge me" that is a slipkot fan
stay (sic) fuckers thats not an insult
by 555maggot666 September 1, 2006
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slipknot fan

someone who knows what music is and has had to deal with bullshit all there lives. or someone that love the fuckin best band in the world fuck you whoever says a slipknot fan is an idiot and has no taste in music fuck you and burn in hell you avril loving cock sucking piece of shit!! FUCK YOU!
i love slipknot thus i'm a slipknot fan and so are my friends and fuck you whoever said slipknot sucks you fucking prick go fuck yourself
by (sic) maggot 666 October 1, 2006
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Slipknot is a waste of time

the kind of band that makes you want to blow your head off when you listen to it (the same goes for cradle of filth and the jonas brothers). Fans of slipknot are usually around the ages of 13-14, and if they are older, than they still have the brain of a 13 or 14 year old child for listening to such a twat band. Slipknot is the direct cause for faggots in the world who think they are the most metal people in the world, when people who truly enjoy real metal don't pay attention to how high on the metal scale you are, and really try to find people who listen to metal so they can relate to them (in fact, as long as you don't listen to the blasphemy against odin of slipknot, trivium, as i lay dying, etc, there really is no metal scale. good music (thrash, black and death metal, especially thrash in my perspective) is made just to enjoy, not so you can join the cult of slipkNotagoodband and research stupid trivia knowledge about them, so you can impress your other slipknot fans at your weekly nu-metal circle jerk parties)


the point of all of this, is that if you listen to slipknot, you should grow some balls quick and listen to real music.

i don't mean to insult with that last one, because every one who likes good music had to go through that awkward stage in life where they listened to slipknot back in middle school. PLEASE DON"T GET STUCK IN THAT STAGE!!!! you will be respected way more once you ditch the slipknot shirt and the hot topic pants.
conversation 1, the wrong fan:
person 1: hey, what's up?
person 2: no one understands me. I like being unique because i listen death metal like slipknot, atreyu and korn, but i don't care what other people think because they aren't true maggots like us! you wanna go to hot topic after this and get some guy-liner?
person 1 was unable to answer, because he shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge after person 2's first sentence.


conversation 2, the right way:
person 1: hey, whats up?
person 2:THRASH!!!!
person 1:THRASH!!!!!!!!

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Slipknot Fan

see: idiot

Someone with little or no musical taste.
Slipknot Fan is synonymous with Idiot.

"George, did you hear that boy Johnny across the street playing that Slipknot CD all night?"

"Why yes, Bonnie, that boy is an idiot."
by The Elightened Youth July 26, 2006
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