Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

Shit

Out of your anus

I shit today and it felt great

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Shit

A BIG ASS BROWN CRICLE THAT COME OUT OF YOUR ASS. IT IS SOMETIMES A BROWN LIQUID WHEN YOU HAVE PROBLEMS FROM TACO BELL.

After Taco Bell I hade to take a massive SHIT.

by SHIT MATE February 17, 2019

shit

shit

shit

by you7head69420hehe November 16, 2022

SHIT

Super Happy In Togetherness

Me and this lady are SHIT!

by Mai_Luv September 6, 2019