Skip to main content

School

The place where students learn shit. It is completely unscary, and no one likes it. If you do like school you are a.......

Anyway school is very useless, but if you don't do it you will end up being a waiter at McDonald's. While the people who do attend school will be getting in to ivy league schools.
Boy: I hate school I am gonna drop out

TWO YEARS LATER
Boy: Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?
by Beachimajoke March 11, 2019
mugGet the School mug.

School

the place where you’re somehow not allowed to go to the toilet

the place that keeps you and other kids like you capital 5 days a week, 5-7 hours a day learning absolutely nothing your actually gonna use in the real world

also gives you 47916 pieces of homework and 24 after school activities

has random people beat you up, don’t even try fighting back. The teacher ALWAYS come when you do (somehow doesn’t care about the person that beaten you up first)
has people reject your love to them
The fuq we have school tomorrow
by -Writer unknown- January 14, 2021
mugGet the School mug.

School

1) A place of compulsory torture given by a government that disguises as a highly guarded prison for children and teenagers aged 6 to 21 for them to suffer.
2) A place where teachers and boomers are allowed to scream at you for completely no reason at all
3) A place where depression builds up for teenagers and make teenagers go crazy
I hate school! Its such a waste of my fucking time.
I would rather stay at home and play fucking Fortnite than going to fucking school
Why in the fuck sake is the government forcing us to go to school?
by Gamingaids May 13, 2020
mugGet the School mug.

school

a type of prison that children go to.
somebody: HeLlO GuYs Im GoInG To Go TaKe A VaCaTiOn

school: no.
by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020
mugGet the school mug.

school

A place also named hell where they try and teach you shit you have no use for.
by Connormast12 October 17, 2007
mugGet the school mug.

School

1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
"No,no,no,no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.
by Schoolhater February 1, 2008
mugGet the School mug.

School

Where children go to die, and adults are born.
School student: Hey, congrats of graduating! Wanna go imagine some stuff?
Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself.
School student: I'll go get my gun.
by Mr. Wafflessss November 7, 2010
mugGet the School mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email