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Russell

A term reserved for a muscle bound Ed Hardy or Affliction wearing idiot. Generally they are found at the tanning salon, hogging weights at the gym, watching every UFC fight and running around with a pack of other Russells at a douchey bar (also known as a Russell Bar). The term comes from the need to point out "Russells" in public at full volume without them understanding you are poking fun at their idiocy.
Take a look at that Russell's wicked Ed Hardy belt buckle. Watch out for that pack of Russell's over there. We don't go to X, Y or Z bar, it's filled with Russells now.

For examples of Russell's take a look at the Jersey shore. They also prove that Russell is a unisex term.
by ATXBevo May 31, 2011
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Russell Bunda

The most magical creature known to human, night walker, father of a young frog. Extraordinary pee pee.
by Young Grass Hopper January 8, 2010
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Russell Stover

The act of building an expensive and exotic drag race motor such as a GM SB2.2 and it blowing up, not once, but twice.
“Dude, did you see that bitchen engine he just built? Took him a year to get back in the seat after fixing it the first time. Too bad the engine Russell Stovered all over the race track AGAIN!!”
by John Holmes 56 June 4, 2018
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hit it over the head with russell's teapot

When the fact that a girl is incredibly hot is overshadowed by her fervent Christianity. Even though you would love to have sex with her, her religiosity is so overpowering that you would much rather just talk some sense into her.

This makes a reference to Russell's teapot, a thought experiment meant to demonstrate that non-belief in religion is the rational choice.
Man, Caitlin is so hot, I would totally hit it... hit it over the head with Russell's teapot, that is.
by bertrandrussell June 17, 2012
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Russell

some one that is always sick, especially on days off from school or weekends, sometimes only on those occasions

for girls use "gwen"
guy 1-yo meet at the park to hang
guy 2- i cant
guy 1-but its a snow day
guy 2-i kno but im sick
guy 1-k bai "russell"
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
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Russell

In short, he’s that kid. He’s mildly annoying, but he can be funny at times. He’s relatively tall, about 5’11’’, but he’s ugly as shit. He thinks he’s popular because he follows around the cool kids, but they make fun of him. He’s arrogant and often thinks that he’s right, even though he’s kind of stupid. He thinks he’s better than everyone else at most things, but again, he’s that kid.
Russell: that kid
by Guywhosright alwaysright December 17, 2019
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Russell

A controlling boyfriend who doesn’t know when to stfu and doesn’t let his girlfriend do what she wants and makes her cry every day
Nobody likes Russell don’t get your self a Russell
by Nonamedbitch September 17, 2020
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