Rocky Mountain Wiggler

The act of draping one's limp penis over the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim from behind. The recipient of the "Wiggler" is usually sitting down and the actor standing up. There have been known incidences of the "Wiggler" to have been given to someone standing erect by somebody much, much larger than them. This method is also achieved more easily at an arena or stadium with tiered seating.

Known as a Mississippi Caterpillar east of the Mississippi River

If you pass out drunk at the game tonight, you might get a Rocky Mountain Wiggler!

by Johnny Longballs May 1, 2011

rocky road rainbow

when a pregnant girlfriend fulfills the sexual desires of her boyfriend by letting him face fuck her but she ends up puking on his cock because she ate too much rocky road ice cream.

Dude, my girlfriend performed a rocky road rainbow on me last night in the dark and I kind of liked it.

by Lando Mack November 2, 2015

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom December 30, 2015

Chin Up Rocky

Chin Up Rocky is a five piece pop-punk band from Portland, OR. Their music corresponds with the gloomy overcast and rain of Portland, but in the meantime, projects a positive vibe, which is to keep your chins up.

Members:
Jacob Pratt-Vocals
Scotty Fisher-Lead Guitar/Vocals
Jason McGhee-Bass/Vocals
Dalon Adair-Drums
David Marcy-Rhythm Guitar

I heard that Chin Up Rocky's new EP, "We Are..." will actually increase your chances of getting laid.

by SensitivePickle June 13, 2011

rocky road surprise

This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.

After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.

by Life Met October 5, 2006

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012