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Retard

A Retard is what I am
i am a retard
by Dumbassssssssssssssss December 22, 2019
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jesus retard

A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."

An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.

A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.

The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"

The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
by jsd9632 October 20, 2012
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The Internet's Retard Brother

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.
by weavesteve October 18, 2008
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Stupid Fucking Retard

It's not enough to be retarded, when someone is so stupid and fucking dumb, you have to whip out the Stupid Fucking Retard card.
House Oniku is filled with "Stupid Fucking Retard"(s).
by BruhSlayer59 August 18, 2020
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Retard rights

Disgraceful or inappropriate public behaviour that would never be tolerated from a "normal" person, but is accepted when that person is retarded/disabled.
Johnny Downer (whilst rubbing his genitalia through his dungarees) shouts: "EUEUEEEERRGHHH DO YOU WANT SOME OF THIS YOU DIRTY WHORE?!"

Sexy female 1 (turns, shocked and appalled): "Excuse me?!"

Johnny Downer's carer: "I am awfully sorry, he has Down's syndrome"

Sexy female 1 (embarrassed smile): "Awww, isn't he a lovely young man? Don't worry about it, have a nice day!"

Johnny Downer (with a dirty grin): "I love my retard rights"
by Johnny Downer October 24, 2009
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Miley Retarded

A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.
by Judge dredd7 June 22, 2011
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