reed

the most annoying fucking person in the world. obsessed with anime from years ago and has the most annoying brother and sister in the world. you know when you have a class with him it's about to be the worst and most excruciating hour ever.

bro, did you what reed drew today?
i bet it was the invisible girl from bnha lol

by radiohaed February 24, 2025

Reed

Loves men and can’t stop sucking dock. He is gay and homophobic at the same time. Super annoying and never gives a fuck. Always wants to have sex with men and sexually harassed his hockey team. He loves someone named Dylan.

Stop being like Reed

by Djifbfjcjxnndnxbxj November 22, 2021

Reed Middle School

A horrible school that is in Central Islip where bitches be suckin dick in tha 7th grade. They be checkin our backpacks too which be annoying.

Yo, what school you go to?
Reed middle school.
Aint that school in CI? Man that school ass.

by ThatOneTallDudeFromCi November 23, 2021

Reed

Very good looking, Funny, Charming and usually musically gifted. If you ever come across a Reed make sure to say hi or give him your number.

Person A: hey is your name reed?
Person B: yeah why?
Person A:Here’s my number

by Floda reltih June 25, 2023

Jack Reed

A short blonde man child everyone loves even if it might not seem like it

That Jack Reed always livens up my day

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Samuel Reed

Samuel reed, a name for one who is a Gay Canadian Jew.

the name itself means "Sexually Aroused" or "Horny", which is normally accurate.

Hey Samuel Reed, I heard you were a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks July 1, 2024

Reed

weird little guy, possibly a midget and unfortunately most likely jewish

Friend: man I hate being short

You: man your such a Reed

by Cheezit_69sigma October 30, 2025