Park random

A person that plays park all day and isn't known by anyone; casuals.
Bro, I just lost to this bum ass park random in park today. Kid has a 1 win percentage.
by Jskkakakaq January 05, 2022
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BK random

a NuB who blows cock at videogames. He has no friends on his friends list and whores the matchmaking all day.

BK=Bad Kid. Random=fucking random kid with 4 friends on their friends list who do nothing but matchmaking
2 kids: Let's play some MLG, hopefully we don't get any BK randys.

4 minutes later

WTF!!

one of the kids: A colonel grade 3 with 1400 social games, 500 ranked, and 2 custom!!!?? WHAT A FUCKING BK RANDOM WHO WHORES MATCHMAKING!!

by BK random hater March 20, 2009
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random shit

To have random fun or discutions. Usually said or done by Jay.
Yo wanna do sum random shit?

- stfu Jay
by Sharpiexmy-eyes May 31, 2008
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Random play

Meeting up with people that you may or may not know for random activities.

Commonly used (and misused) on Facebook.
Tony: "That cute chick from the coffee shop hit me up and wants to know if I wanna go sky diving."

Jamal: "What the fuck? You barely even say hi to her each morning."

Tony: "That's the beauty of being open to Random play."

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Amy: "This strange guy off of Facebook wants to go grab some coffee on Tuesday."

Melissa: "Well, you DO have Random Play in your "interested in" section."

Amy : "True, Well Joanne seems to be a mutual friend. I'll ask her what this guys like."
by Crystella Marie January 25, 2010
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random crap

When your shit looks abnormal.

Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!
I just had the most random crap
by Marlin22 November 13, 2016
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turbo random

A Turbo Random is a person who no one knows who are. Especially used in online video games.
Who is that inting the game? I don't know, must be a turbo random.
by Magnocool April 03, 2021
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Random bullshit

Something Moon Knight throws at his enemies whenever he feels threatened.
Thugs :"Be careful, man. I hear Moon Knight attacks with all sorts of random bullshit."
"Please, I got him dead to rights. Now to--"
MK: "RANDOM BULSHIT GO!!!!"
by Khonshulover66 December 01, 2021
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