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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
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Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.
by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024
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Ralph Lauren

A company that is known for their quality and prestige. However, has recently been sending its stuff to outlets (which brings down the reputation). They also have a wide variety of stuff, from casual shirts, to button down vests, and dress shirts.
The man was wearing a Azul blue Ralph Lauren vest to the job interview.
by Happy facer boi March 20, 2022
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Pulling A Ralph

When one jizzes on one's own face after masturbation.
Guy 1, after pulling a ralph: "I just pulled a ralph bro"
Guy 2, who doesn't know wtf that means: "Huh??"
by Perchillywiggle July 7, 2025
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Ralph

The most chill guy you will ever meet. Kind of awkward sometimes but turns out to be the best friend and one can have.
Has the worlds biggest BICEP peaks known the man
Ralph’s biceps are huge
by Legit162663 November 23, 2021
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ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking
I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.
by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022
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Ralph Nadir

Da infamous "young lawyer from Connecticut" who burst onto da transportation scene at da low point in da history of automobile safety, totally "ripped everything up like a tornadir", and belatedly prompted car-manufacturers to create models with stronger builds, collision-dampening construction, greater efficiency, lower emissions, seat belts, etc.
If it hadn't been for "unreasonable man" individuals like Ralph Nadir who forcibly dragged da auto-industry out of its lowest-of-lows safety-status, many of our modern-day vehicles would likely still be "unsafe at any speed".
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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