Ralph

The guy with the biggest dick and alpha so dont fuck with him

Dude ralph beat the shit outta me and fucked my girlfriend

by Big penis magee February 28, 2019

Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.

Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

ralph hall

Noun. Pronounced RAFE-HALL. A dude that owns enough VHS movies to build a hut out of them to live in.

Yo, this second-hand store has enough VHS movies to be a ralph hall!

by Greek Godfather May 20, 2016

Ralph Peters

A physical and spiritual vomit of mixed bodily fluids and one's soul and humanity, usually occurring while paying lip service to or performing fellatio on a fascist or Nazi regime, often coinciding with cowardice.

Most people believed the commander was a good man until the Ralph Peters hit the floor.

by OneOfThoseSams June 10, 2013

Ralph Macchio

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.

Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

by ralphmacchioswife June 16, 2025

Ralph

A dumb motherfucker who’s in love with his bestfriend named henry

Susan: have you seen ralph?
Margaret: no but he’s probably with his little boyfriend henry

by Ralphaelllll November 23, 2019

Ralph

Tall, sexy darskin attractive black man who all the ladies attracts every where he goes.

They say he's the inventor of rizz itself and teaches young males how to rizz up for free.
he plays basketball and is good at it. Any girl Ralph likes he pulls.
Ralph is truly him

I just Ralphed up this new girl, I can Ralph up any girl i want to

by G-pop November 22, 2023