Raccoon Guillotine

When the asshole is trained tirelessly to reach peak physical excellence. This asshole will become so strong that it can decapitate an adult raccoon with a single flex.

Caiden’s so tight! He’s got a real case of a raccoon guillotine

by Lord Tickle August 28, 2025

Raccoon Musician

An artist who digs through the discarded scraps of other people’s creativity—lyrics, aesthetics, styles, half-ideas—and patches them together like trash couture. Not sampling or homage… just rummaging through other artists’ dumpsters for content.

“His whole mixtape sounds like he raided three SoundCloud rappers’ recycle bins. Man’s a Raccoon Musician.”

by Buddieizreal November 17, 2025

raccoon tan

Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.

He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.

by marcho2016 August 22, 2016

Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

Raccooning

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.

Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.

by Y99crew April 22, 2023

raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.

Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*

by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021

Raccoon

Zane from aphmau

'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021